So I really should be doing homework right now, but this was just too good to pass up.
Thanks to Xbox LIVE's new partnership with ESPN, I have been opened up to a whole new world of entertainment.
I am talking, my friends, about Russian hockey.
If you thought that American hockey players were angry, just wait until you see the Russians.
They're angry genetically. Then add the fact that they're playing hockey, and, well...
It's entertaining. To say the least.
But that's not the best part.
It's in Russia, right? So all of the dialogue boxes are in Russian, the sportscasters are speaking Russian, it's all so very, well, Russian.
But what do they play during the time out breaks?
Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.
In their Russian little world, they blast from their speakers none other than the classic representation of the American pop world.
Oh, you silly Russians. We thought you were just angry, but it turns out you have a soft spot for eccentric female pop singers, even though you can't understand a word they're saying.
I guess we really couldn't read your poker face.
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