Haha. Psych. You all know that's not how the proverb-y thing goes.
One step back. So, essentially, one really slow step forward filled with false hope and a deceitful sense of achievement.
That's the way this cold has been.
I missed school because of it.
It's a freaking cold, man. A cold. A cold.
Which is why I'm now voting to call it either Mr. Banner or Bruce, you know, whichever it prefers for the day.
So, anyway, want to know what's a really bad idea to introduce me to when I am forced to spend massive amounts of time sitting on my couch because my head feels like it's going to explode in a giant gooey mess if I move?
A website that contains dozens, nay hundreds of articles on exceedingly nerdy things such as "7 lost bodies of work that would have changed everything" or "the 7 most badass last stands in history" (they have a thing about the number 7).
I'm talking about cracked.com.
It's glorious.
I have read so many useless facts in the last few days it's about time for me to get on jeopardy or something. Not that I would really do very well, though, considering the fact that my memory cells were all clogged with mucus and when it comes to remembering real things such as names or dates I'm totally lost.
But I know shit now, man. I'm informed. So if someone asked me, I don't know, say "was there at one point a giant man-made hedge in India that was completely forgotten about after its destruction regardless of the fact that it was 2,000 miles long?"
I would say yes.
Yes there was.
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