"It will be fun!" they said.
"No one will read it!" I said.
WRONG. SO TERRIBLY WRONG.
Because you will write about a certain club goalie from Utah, and then you will become friends with him and he will find it and share it with the internet and you will never be able to talk to him again.
And then his friend will also share it and then you will have lots of people knowing how embarrassing and awkward you are. AND I AM REALLY EMBARRASSING AND AWKWARD.
So, um, you're welcome, world.
Brace yourselves.
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