It's Been a Good Run

Hey guys, nice rapture we had. I really enjoyed that. Especially the people planning their Sunday Jazz Sermons for the day after rapture... that was really nice.

So, I can officially buy R-rated movies and games that are only for those individuals considered to mature.

Not that I didn't before.

Just now it's legal.

That's right, it's my birthday! I'm seventeen, bitches.

Nothing like being told that you're loved on your birthday. But 79 friends writing on my wall? That's a little excessive. Especially since I know I've never actually had a real conversation with some of those people.

But whatever. If they want to be a kissass, let 'em. It's my birthday. They can suck up as much as they want.

Unfortunately, their efforts will not last. And they will return to being the person that I barely talk to in a few short hours.

My birthday is just like the rapture. Attention-seeking and painfully short.

But not near as much fun to laugh at.