Literary Alcoholism: celebrities

Have you ever been hanging out with friends and had nothing to do, so you've looked up lists hot men, and been thoroughly disappointed at other people's judgement?

You haven't?

That's okay.

I've done it enough times for the both of us.

It's my favorite pastime with some of my friends. You know who you are.

Anyway, I decided it was silly to keep relying on other people to have judgement as awesome as mine, because let's face it, that just ain't happenin'.

So last night, Alyssa and I came up with a list.

Which I promptly lost.

Poor list... it never even made it home.

But I've recreated it for you. With...

pictures!

Hell yes. Enjoy.

Because you know that even if you say you don't like it, deep down, you really do.

P.S.... I tried to rank them, but you have no idea how big of an undertaking that is. So take it as a rough estimate.

1. Chris Hemsworth
Score one: Australian. Score two: Thor. Score three: ...just look at the picture. 'Nuff said.

2. Jake Gyllenhaal
Adorable. He should be my friend.

3. Ashton Kutcher
His smile is so cuuuuute. Plus, What Happens in Vegas and Killers are two of my favorite romantic comedies.

4. James Marsden
His smile? And the fact that he sings? And is actually good at it?

5. Mark Wahlberg
Certified badass. Go watch Shooter. Right now.

6. Karl Urban
One of my favorites. It's awesome how even in the movies that his character isn't a protagonist, he ends up being a good guy in the end. It's like the screenwriters will know that no matter how much of a tool his character is, people will still like him.

7. Josh Duhamel
He's a freak. And it's adorable. I judge him a little bit for being married to Fergie, but it's okay.
"I'm gonna count to fi--" "Yeah? I'm gonna count to three."

8. Channing Tatum
So hot. I picture him as being the guy who's as dumb as a bag of rocks, but... comme ci, comme ca.

Shirtless? Necessary? Sooo necessary...

9. Chris Pine
Also affectionately known as Tiberius. Yes Captain.

10. Ryan Reynolds
He was hilarious, now he's ripped, either way he fits the list. Plus, now he's Deadpool AND Green Lantern. Drool.

11. Matt Damon
If he ever needs another ride to Paris, I'll be there. You can bet on it.

12. Patrick Wilson
He can save whole movies. Ever seen Evening?

13. Matt Bomer
His eyes.

14. Garrett Hedlund
Total Brad Pitt doppleganger. Or maybe I'm just biased because of Troy. Cutiiie.

15. Jason Statham
Although personally, I prefer Handsome Rob.

16. Hugh Jackman
I'm Wolverine, bitch! Yeah... and you're handsome, too.

17. Josh Lucas
So, I didn't know his name until, like, yesterday... But his accent is adorable.

18. Zac Efron
Even though HSM make a joke out of him, I actually do think he's a decent actor, and because I now have respect for him, I allow myself to admit that he's preeetty fine.

19. Bradley Cooper
So I actually saw him in like three different movies before I realized it was all the same guy... Good one, Emma.

20. John Krasinski
He's like the voice inside my head that makes sarcastic comments all the time, except he actually says all of the things that I only think. And he's cute while doing it, so nobody hates him.