The other night I was pretending to be sleepy, because yes, I do that a lot, and I yawned.
And my mom started laughing at me.
I didn't understand. What was so funny about my yawn?
All I did was say honk-shoo.
Doesn't everybody yawn like that?
Apparently not.
Apparently that's something I made up when I was little.
And my mom thinks it's funny.
Don't worry, I know what you're probably thinking right now.
Honk-shoo.
Was I right?
