Just Give Me Chocolate

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

I'm going on a facebook strike.

Because the majority of the population seems to feel the need to express their love via a status update, making it less of a personal interaction and more of a public broadcast of how much of an sappy nymph they are.

And in case you didn't know, nymphs are very sappy.

Because I said so.

Therefore, a nymph is sappy.

Take that, fantasy genre.

So for the entirety of the day tomorrow, I am not going to open my facebook at all. Because if I see my news feed riddled with, and I quote, "i love my baby sooo muchhhh you're the best babe happy valentines day <3<3<3<3<3" I think I will throw up.

Scratch that, I know I will.

Instead, I will be perfectly happy sitting in my basement, eating massive quantities of vegetables (aka chocolate), and watching sappy movies.

That should do nicely.