Roommate Queries

Okay, so I wasn't going to blog again until tomorrow to make up for the fact that yesterday's post was longer than most of your attention spans. But...

I got my rooming assignment!

Allow me to digress for a moment... AHHHBKASNFIWEIUAWCKLSDF!!!!!!!!!

Back. Sorry about that. My excitement got the better of me. It's like college is real or something.

And, I know who my roommate is!

Well, I don't know. I saw her name on the page, but I didn't know which one she was on facebook, and I'm not quite proactive enough to email her, so I'm just going to wait until tomorrow and see if she contacts me first. Yeah, social skills!

I got to talking with a friend, and I realized that there are multiple things a roommate should potentially know about me:

A) I play guitar. Aka, I will be the soundtrack to their world.

B) I play too much Xbox. Deal with it.

C) I'm not good at sharing. Touch my sandwich, and I will cut you. Also, I poisoned something in the fridge. Watch out for that.

D) And, last but not least, all roommates should know my tagline:

Feeling down? Need a hug? Got a frown? Flip that mug!
Because Emma Dell loves to cuddle, and she'll be there for you day or night, rain or shine. She has an embrace softer than the Egyptian cotton used for Jesus's diaper, and a caress more heartwarming than a cancer survivor watching a John Hughes movie.
So don't delay and be sure to get a squeeze from Emma whenever you damn well please.

Courtesy of Lauren. www.trulyincrediblecraziness.blogspot.com. She knows me so well.